Week 4
ALL HAIL THE KING!
199 rushing yards for King Henry at 250 lbs and still no one can catch him down the field! We could be witnessing another 2,000 rushing yard season and maybe the front runner for Offensive Player of the Year. The colts have turned to Joe Flacco to pick up the slack for Anthony Richardson. Is there something going on between Joe Flacco and Anthony Richardson’s mom? Old people - Yuck! George Kittle, get up big fella! Jumping up for the TD grab between 3 defenders and the Niners get right in a home game blow out. But don’t forget the defenses as we had multiple pick-sixes, a scoop and score, an extra point block safety, and a whole lotta Kyle Van Noy on SNF!
Deandre Swift welcome back to the league, Nico Collins can’t be stopped, JJettas is making ridiculous one handed catches, and Justin Fields is doing it all himself for the Steelers offense. Ja’Marr Chase pinballing off defenders is just fun to watch and the more the Paper Chasers win, the more I think the power rankings are justified. Jordan Mason and Alvin Kamara are running Deez Nuts into first place in the West and the points just kept coming on MNF to give Kirby another high scoring win. A, B, Cee Deez Nuts is your high scorer on the year through 4 weeks.
It wasn’t all good this week, as we continue the year of the busted TE position for FF. Mark Andrews, Kyle Pitts and Mike Gesicki get poor grades this week for their minimal performances. Brandon Aiyuk still hasn’t showed up to training camp with 2 catches in Week 4 and luckily the 49ers didn’t need him anyway. Carson Steele fumbled the starting position away and Kareem Hunt kicked it into gear for the Chiefs ugly 4-0 start, but they lose Rashee Rice in the process. The Jets looked bad again with Breece Hall logging 10 carries for 4 yards and handing Bo Nix a 60 yard passing performance victory. That’s nothing that a little ayahuasca can’t fix. Can someone get a wellness check on Mike McDaniel? I can’t figure that guy out the same way he can’t figure out Tyler Huntley.
Jared Goff was perfect on MNF going 18-18 and setting the record for most passing attempts without an incompletion in a single game in NFL history. Kenneth Walker III had a massive game coming off an injury and even though his team lost the game, that was a solid effort from Seattle all around. Wild Monday night and I think people are beginning to like this whole Monday Night double header action.
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
Down to the wire for Catalina Wine Mixon! He was up, he was down, and then he was up for good. What a roller coaster of emotions! Jayden Reed is looking like a top-10, dare I say top-5 receiver in the league this year and The Sun God threw a TD pass to Jared Goff on MNF. The name of the game is kicking and defense though, and thanks to Fred Warner for all of his hard work to get this FF team to a 1-point victory. 3-1 goes the Wine Mixons, but they really need to find a healthy RB who is going to be sustainable this year to keep the Benjis off their back in Week 5.
Across the board showing from Cream Slingers! How can you be upset about that type of performance? 7 positions scoring over 12 points each - some teams can only dream of these types of numbers. This coach has been reading the criticism on the blog about playing the incorrect starters and he’s made adjustments accordingly. What a move keeping Chuba Hubbard in the game and Amari Cooper on the bench! Takes guts that only a football guy can handle. Not a bad FF team at all, but this team is about to get hit with a BYE week from hell in Week 5 and Champ Champ on the horizon.
🚨TRADE ALERT🚨
First trade of the year alert. Can’t help but think that this trade was fair before Week 4 and very lopsided after Week 4.
Globo Gym receive:
Xavier Worthy
Nico Suave receive:
Mark Andrews
WHO AM I?
Can you guess these stat lines thru four weeks?
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Tyreek Hill
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Brandon Aiyuk
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Patrick Mahomes
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Jayden Daniels
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Brandon Aubrey
TOP ROOKIES OF THE WEEK
Highest scoring rookies in Week 4.
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24.02 Points
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12.0 Points
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18.1 Points
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Players in FF starting lineups that didn’t show up in Week 4.
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-0.9 Points
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0.0 Points
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0.0 Points
GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK
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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️
Tony Pollard and the Tennessee Titans continuing to play and rush the ball with 24 seconds left to score a TD and to cover the OVER for the people and to win some FF games! Gets my dick hard!
OVERREACTION OF THE WEEK
I definitely feel like there is some better football being played now and the NFL is starting to take shape more than the first three weeks. Is that just because I got a win in the FF column? Maybe… Probably.
The Commanders offense is legit, but their defense needs to get playoff ready if they want to beat Dak and Jalen Hurts later in the season when it matters. What are the Saints? What are the Packers? What are the Chargers? What are the Jets? They all have playoff potential but which team is going to win more than 10 games? No team in the AFC South has a positive point differential. It’s too early in the season and that won’t stand but it means that Houston it not exactly blowing people out. But that is the NFL, it’s always going to be decent games with close scores. I think the Bengals pick it back up, The Rams will do better with a healthy squad, and I can see Denver’s defense winning them a few games this year. The Panthers, Jaguars and Titans are going no where and this is where I usually say avoid any FF players from any of these teams.
I wouldn’t have touched Alvin Kamara with a ten foot pole at the draft. James Conner, Brian Robinson, Stefon Diggs, Zack Moss - not for me. Shit, even Derrick Henry I thought would be over the hill. Who’s laughing now? I really do enjoy seeing some of these guys thrive and not just get taken to the barn to be shot and turned into glue. Obviously some of the older QB’s are playing well which is great, but it does seem like the year of the running back. Maybe they had their little Zoom meeting a year too soon. And let me ask the question that everyone is thinking - Is Jordan Mason going to take CMC’s job? Think about it, think about it.
My predictions of Globo Gym and Deez Nuts being on opposite ends of the standings is holding strong, but I did not see Paper Chaser coming. Swag Dahdi quietly sitting at 3-1, and somehow Nico Suave has a better chance of making the playoffs than all of the other 2-2 teams and even a 3-1 team. Coach Benji at 1-3 has a better chance of making the playoffs than two of the 2-2 teams! Make it make sense, or just overreact, I don’t know anymore. T’s and P’s to the Tummy Ache Turtles, let’s race for pinks next time bro.
