Week 11
LIONS PRIDE!
Goff, Gibbs, and St. Brown - OH MY! The cowardly Lions of the 2000’s and 2010’s are no longer! David Montgomery scores twice for his 9th and 10th TD of the year. 4 TD’s from Jared Goff to compliment in Week 11. Add 9 TD’s on the season for Jahmyr Gibbs and you’ve got a a yellow brick road to the Super Bowl at the Super Dome. Amon Ra St. Brown caught 11 targets for 161 yards and 2 TD’s against the Jacksonville Jaguars. This is his 8th straight game with at least one TD. Doug Pederson, I told you to brush up on speaking UFL. Your days are numbered.
The Broncos are carrying guys over the goal line, the 49ers blow ANOTHER 4th quarter lead, and Bo Nix finishes Week 11 with a 145.0 passer rating. Raiders TE Brock Bowers went 13/124/1 - that’s the most catches by a rookie TE in a single game in NFL history. Taysom Hill puts up 39.52 FF points on the Cream Slingers bench as the Saints go 2-0 under Darren Rizzi. Hill averages more carries inside the 10 yard line than Bijan Robinson in the last three weeks. Josh Allen BARRELS his way into another win and finally taking down the undefeated Chiefs. GETS MY DICK HARD!
SNF was a good one! Jim Harbaugh is being the guy that we all wanted him to be! J.K. Dobbins is FLYING THROUGH THE AIR and into the endzone to win Coach Benji a big matchup and crushes LaPorta Potty’s playoff hopes. Justin Herbert is a dawg, Ladd McConkey is a dawg, Harbaugh is a dawg. Joey Burrow continues to sling the rock and Tee Higgins is hurt! No he’s fine, no he’s hurt! No… he’s fine. Joe Burrow has to be twice as injured as Tee, but he’s not - he is the top passer in the league instead and he is the first to eclipse 3,000 passing yards on the year.
BOSSSSWELLLLLL! 24 FF points for Deez Nuts! Winning games and kicking the Steelers into the 3 seed with a win over the Ravens.
The Colts make the Jets look bad and Anthony Richardson isn’t even tired. It’s a bad look for the Jets, it’s a bad look for the Falcons, it’s a terrible look for the Bears. The Packers block the game winning field goal because Cairo Santos kicks the ball too low. Or is it because they ran over the long snapper? Did the Packers get away with two penalties on the final play? If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying. The Packers go to 7-3 but they are in the toughest division in the NFL.
With 46+ points allowed, 550+ yards allowed, and zero positive stats, the Jaguars D/ST achieved the minimum possible FF score at -12.0. The 49ers have blown a 4th quarter lead to every NFC West opponent: Rams, Cardinals, and Seahawks have all come back to break the hearts of the Dubtown FF League. We all love the 49ers here.
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
Paper Chaser was in the MOTW last year as Saquon Dis but always on the losing end. This year, it’s in the winning column thanks to a big trade for Breece Hall. Sam Darnold found his stride again, Jonnu Smith had one of the biggest games of his career, and the Chase/Kupp combo at WR is lethal. Paper Chaser has a stacked line up but the bench is looking a little light. Cream Slingers and Dahdi in two of the last three games of the year with Nico Suave and Dicker Down hot on the tail. It’s going to be a good race to the finish in the East.
Joe Mixon nearly brings F’kn Catalina Wine Mixon all the way back on MNF, but CJ Stroud just hasn’t been able to score in the redzone or in the second half at all this year. Jared Goff sitting on the bench with 37.58 FF points hurts real bad in this matchup. Wine Mixon now sitting with a 3% playoff chance and it’s all but over. Going to look to play spoiler in Week 13 against Dicker Down.
🚨 FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN 🚨
Vederian Lowe is the eligible tackle on the play fake for the touchdown! Run big fella!
IN MEMORIAM
RIP to our eliminated FF teams. Better luck next year.
Titletown Turtles
Drafted roster: Christian McCaffrey, De’Von Achane, Marvin Harrison Jr., Jaylen Waddle, Rashee Rice, Evan Engram, Jordan Love, Brian Thomas Jr., Jerome Ford, Rico Dowdle, Rashid Shaheed, Bengals D/ST, Ka’imi Fairbairn, MarShawn Lloyd
Eliminated roster: Jordan Love, Christian McCaffrey, De’Von Achane, Jaylen Waddle, DeAndre Hopkins, Evan Engram, Darnell Mooney, Lions D/ST, Ka’imi Fairbairn, Marvin Harrison Jr., Brian Thomas Jr., Alexander Mattison, Romeo Doubs, Trey Benson
Bijan’s Dijon Mostert
Drafted roster: Bijan Robinson, Josh Jacobs, Davante Adams, DK Metcalf, Raheem Mostert, Terry McLaurin, Jayden Daniels, Gus Edwards, Curtis Samuel, DeAndre Hopkins, Dalton Schultz, Tua Tagovailoa, Seahawks D/ST, Jason Sanders
Eliminated roster: Jayden Daniels, Bijan Robinson, Josh Jacobs, Davante Adams, Terry McLaurin, Dallas Goedert, DK Metcalf, Chargers D/ST, Cameron Dicker, Raheem Mostert, Tyler Lockett, Jaylen Warren, Russell Wilson, Xavier Worthy
TOP ROOKIES OF THE WEEK
Highest scoring rookies in Week 11.
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30.78 Points
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4.0 Points
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16.3 Points
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Players in FF starting lineups that didn’t show up in Week 11.
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0.0 Points
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0.0 Points
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1.4 Points
GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK
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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️
TJ Watt going untouched to LEVEL King Henry in the backfield! Gets my dick hard!
OVERREACTION OF THE WEEK
I’d like to wish Chris Lowe a long and fruitful life full of fantasy football victories, steaks on the weekend, and maybe a hole in one or a perfect 300 in a bowling round. I’d even like to share a beer with him after he caddies for me next summer. What I also wish for him is that he comes back to this world reincarnated as a Division II NCAA kicker. Maybe Minnesota State or Western Colorado. Somewhere cold in the winter that he has to constantly brush the snow off of his kicking net on the sideline. They send him out from half time early to get some kicks up while they are promoting the local realtors and snow mobile insurance companies. Heck, I would even be okay with him winning the 50/50 raffle for $1,100 - so long as he has to red shirt his Freshman year and then kick field goals for 4 years wearing some god awful kicker number like 43 or 39. Homecoming comes around and they are losing by two… 3 seconds left on the clock… 45 yard field goal attempt… and he drills it! They carry him off the field on their shoulders and straight to the local Buffalo Wild Wings for some chicken nuggets! I think that would teach him some respect for kickers and give him a taste of glory in his next world.
On the real though - I think we know who is good and who is not in the NFL at this point. You don’t need my overreaction on the NFL this week.
The Dubtown FF League has the top seven spots set, if not the final six playoff teams already. Everyone is going to be fighting for the top seed at this point, or at least a higher seed. The 6/7 seed might be a fight between Dicker Down and Nico Suave, unless there is a major drop off in the last three games. The preseason power rankings on ESPN had Swag Dahdi at number 1 and that is where he remains. Just have to hold onto that first round BYE though. I am excited to see the next few games to see if anyone blows it completely or if we are rolling slowly into playoffs. I don’t know everything, but I do know one thing…
