Week 13
THANKFUL FOR FOOTBALL!
The Bears kicked off Thanksgiving football by saving their timeouts for the 3rd half of the game and Eberflus is gonzo! DeMarvion Overshown lit up the pass protection, tipped the ball, intercepted it and ran in for a TD and saved Mike McCarthy his job. The Green Bay Packers stayed HOT 🔥 as Jordan Reed caught two TD’s in a win over the Dolphins to round out a long day of eating, drinking, and football. Black Friday football was no less sloppy with the Raiders dropping a divisional matchup on an illegal formation to the Chiefs. Or was it a false start? Or was it a fumble? Either way, the Raiders and AOC’s mustache are dirty all around.
It was a snow storm in Buffalo on SNF with the NFL divvying out the white lines and Buffalo fans chopping up the snow blow. CMC is down and out for the 49ers and their season may be in the tank now that they are 5-7 on the year. Josh Allen scores a passing and receiving TD on the same play to give Coach Benji a much needed FF win over Turtletown. Josh Allen got 10.82 FF points for the single Superman play and it will likely be a top 3 TD by the end of the NFL season. Allen is the first player in NFL history to have a passing TD, receiving TD, and rushing TD on two plays.
Bucky Irving will be a 1st round FF pick in next year’s draft, Saquon Barkley is MVP, and Trevor Lawrence is DEAD! Jerry Jeudy played hero ball on MNF for Globo Gym with 39 FF points to give Old Red his 4th win and bringing him out of contention for last place. Joe Burrow is projected to finish the season with 4,700/43TD/7Int while his team is projected to finish 5-12. Texans RB Joe Mixon is the first player in NFL history to have 100+ rushing yards and at least one rushing TD in six straight road games. Whoever has those guys should be in the FF playoffs, right?!
John Parker Romo - 13 points, Chase McLaughlin - 15 points, Jake Bates - 11 points, Jason Meyers - 11 points, Chad Ryland - 16 points, Ka’imi Fairbarn - 13 points, Chris Boswell - 15 points, and Cameron Dicker - 12 points. What more do you want?!
Kirk Cousins over his last 3 games is 0-3 W/L, 724 passing yards, 0 TD, 6 Int, and 4 fumbles. WE DON’T LIKE THAT! Cooper Kupp in Week 13 barely showed up having 3 catches for 17 yards, Kyle Pitts - 0.0 FF points, Will Dissly - 0.0 FF points, and George Kittle - 1.2 FF points. Adding to that, Taysom Hill is done for the year. Not every week can be how we want it to be, but it was specifically rough on TE’s this week.
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
Bijan’s Dijon Mostert is the beast of the East! The Jayden Daniels and Scary Terry duo is clicking on all cylinders! Too little too late for Bijan’s Dijon but it is always good to see Kirby go down!
Hi Greg!
Lots of good and close matchups this week. I am mailing it in this week though. You all know what happened - MNF came down to the wire for Cream Slingers, LaPorta Potty, Globo Gym, Paper Chaser, Dicker Down, Catalina Wine Mixon, and even the Turtle/Benji matchup had UGE IMPLICATIONS!
🚨 BETTING ODDS 🚨
Updated betting odds to win the playoffs and the loser’s bracket.
Playoffs:
Swag Dahdi 🚒: -250
Cream Slingers: +150
Paper Chaser: +200
A, B, Cee Deez Nuts👑: +250
Coach Benji: +250
Nico Suave: +600
Dicker Down: +600
LaPorta Potty: +25,000
Loser’s Bracket:
Bijan’s Dijon Mostert: +100
Nico Suave: +200
Dicker Down: +200
Globo Gym: +300
F’kn Catalina Wine Mixon: +350
LaPorta Potty: +400
Titletown Turtles: +600
🚨 FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN 🚨
Leonard Williams picks off Aaron Rodgers for a 92-yard pick six! Run big fella!
TOP ROOKIES OF THE WEEK
Highest scoring rookies in Week 13.
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27.64 Points
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27.0 Points
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17.2 Points
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Players in FF starting lineups that didn’t show up in Week 13.
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1.2 Points
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2.3 Points
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2.5 Points
GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK
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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️
Cooper DeJean picking King Henry up and dropping him on his back! Get’s my dick hard!
OVERREACTION OF THE WEEK
The Steelers are for real! The Eagles are no joke with Saquon. I still love the Ravens. Sam Darnold balled out and won the football game for Minnesota. There are some GOOD teams going right now. We all know Detroit, KC, and Buffalo are leading the way but I think there are some teams that are just as good. Baker Mayfield is fun to watch and he is looking to lead the Bucs to the NFC South title. The 49ers, Bengals, and Dolphins have to be three of the top busts or duds of the year.
Swag Dahdi 🚒 clinches the first round BYE with a win over the lackluster Nico Suave team. My team is right at 100 points a game every week and it’s not fuckin’ good enough! Cream Slingers clinches a playoff berth with a 1-point victory over Night Trayn. LaPorta Potty is not mathematically eliminated from playoff contention but I think he needs to score about 400 points this week and have the cards dealt in his favor with the rest of the league. It’s going to come down to Points For. MARK. MY. WORDS. I have been a BIG Coach Benji guy all year long but would love to see a MAJOR collapse in the last week.
I’m an asshole - this isn’t news. I’ve been nothing but rude to Greg since the draft day. Week 14 is my Super Bowl and I want to win more than anything. BUT! If and when I lose, I will switch up SO quickly and be the BIGGEST A, B, Cee Deez Nuts fan in the league. I want mayhem. Tony in a caddy uniform and Greg hacking at golf balls like he is Jose Canseco is something that this world needs to see. Shoot, I may even follow behind with a camera and make a mini movie. Don’t get me wrong, I am going to do everything in my power to win and sneak into the playoffs, but I am being real with myself. Will Nico Suave make it out of the first round of playoffs? Not with 105 points per week. So let’s see some other people squirm and anxiety levels through the roof - like mine is going to be when I need 35 FF points from Joe Burrow on MNF next week. Bring it on Kirby 👑.